(Cool guys too cool to talk to you line up for a photo before going home to peep their “system application” folders.)
I’m sorry I didn’t get the memo that writing blogs bemoaning assholes like yourselves was uncool.
I just wanted to take a quick opportunity to address/ask a few things…
- What’s up with getting up atrociously awful graffiti and then parlaying your lack of talent into “the next big thing?” Congratulations though for perpetrating the single greatest artistic hoax of the last five years
- i don’t care you’ve got an Asian girlfriend. I DO care when you keep bumping my table while you’re making out with her for the entire bar to see. I hope her dad cuts your nuts off with a samurai sword or stuffs a chopstick up your pisshole.
- I hate your choice in clothing. I’m sure you hate my dress too but mine doesn’t have a 50/50 chance of scabies clinging to the insides when I walk out of the store.
- If you don’t need glasses, don’t wear them. They look ridiculous on your ridiculous frikkin’ face.
- Your hair, it’s very existence, offends me. Get your head out of the 70′s and into a barber shop jerk.
- How does it feels stepping right out of the shower and into your clothes? Is that “drowned water rat” look really worth it?
- At what point did you decide food was an unnecessary element of daily living?
- When you hide the kiddie porn on your laptop, what is more effective…labeling the file folder “Homework” or “System Applications”?
Thanks for your time
Sincerely,
Lonely D
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