Lady Gaga’s Pussy Peek
Will this silence the rumors that she is a post-op tranny…
you can get a better look at her meat curtains after the cut
Read MoreFunny Sex Laws
? Places where oral sex is illegal: Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C.
? An erection that shows through a man’s clothing is illegal in: Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Indiana, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Nebraska, Nevada, New York, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, Washington D.C. and Wisconsin.
? In Georgia those charged and convicted for either oral or anal sex can be sentenced to no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment.
? In Missouri sexually deviant behavior between people of the same sex is classified as a class A misdemeanor.
? In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is against the law to have sex with a truck driver in a tollbooth. (There’s every woman’s fantasy gone down the drain).
? In Nevada it is illegal to have sex without a condom.
? In Willowdale, Oregon it is against the law for a husband to talk to dirty in his wife’s ear during sex. ?
? In Clinton, Oklahoma it is illegal to masturbate while watching two people have sex in a car.
? In Washington State there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night!).
? In Newcastle, Wyoming it is illegal to have sex in a butcher shop’s meat freezer.
? In Washington D.C. there is a law against having sex in any position other than face to face. What if the other person got bad breath and you gotta turn your head?
Animals are not exempt from the law either and here are three of the most ridiculous:
? In Kingsville, Texas there is a law against two pigs having sex on Kingsville airport property.
? In Fairbanks, Alaska it is illegal for mooses to have sex on the city sidewalks.
? Lastly, even liberated California proves to be not quite so liberal for the animals…In Ventura County cats and dogs may not have sex without a permit.
Read MoreEliot Spitzer: You can’t be a pimp and a prostitute too.
A hoe is a hoe is a hoe and in the past 2 weeks, we at here at War believe that Balding Spitzer has learned a valuable lesson: Don’t ever underestimate the hoe underneath you.
Yuck face can fuck her ass off according to the tab she left Charlie Sheen with a few years ago: $20,000 a session!? (That motherfucker super-sized his pussy order! Extra dick sucking and a lil anal rim on the side? I think so.) That better be the case case otherwise Spitzer is looking like a G paying on a average of $5000 per session between his “several” encounters with good ol’ Whorebag McGee. I mean really? Is Spitzer holding down better hooker negotiations than Charlie Sheen?
It could be that the price of pussy has gone down cause the market is flooded. Bitch gotta do what a bitch gotta do.
The part though that we just can’t figure out is why would these dorks pay for some shit that only really costs a line of coke and a smack on the ass… if she’s lucky? Porno bitches cost wayyyyyyyyyy less and are wayyyy better! Anyone who is anyone knows that. Why the fuck would you pay some general ass hoe cake $20,000.00 for what a porno bitch does with professional skill?
Meet our personal friend Audrey Bitoni.
$2000.00
Your fucking a much better plate of pink taco.
Enjoy.
-War42
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